Guess what I did today. Go on, guess. I’ll wait. (waits) Nope! Unless you guessed “bought a battery for the car,” that is. That’s what I did. After soccer, and bratwurst for lunch, and while shopping for grapes, dimatapp, and popcorn salt. Yeah, it was time. This is only the fourth or fifth battery for […]
Washing Machine Drama 2007, relayed in a series of vignettes: Me: “Oh shit, the washer won’t drain.” Beautiful wife: “Perhaps something is stuck in the drain, like a sock.” Me: “No, it has to be something more Manly than that.” Me being manly: Fuck with machine. Research on internet. Fuck with machine. Research on internet. […]
Thanks to Ell at Wilful Damage, I have a great hangover cure: Turn it UP. (now, back to finding Barney on Youtube. For the little one. Soccer game in an hour, bring a sweatshirt, the wind is honkin’ and it’s only 40 out)