Heart breaking

So I hope when there’s a huge out-pouring of grief after Saddam dies it gets the same kind of press coverage. I don’t mean to be all cold, but how would you feel if he shot your son in the back for a pack of smokes? LOS ANGELES / Executed man laid to rest / […]

Cuz I’m feeling naughty, not nice

Zoot is trying to become number 2 on Google for “amalah stupid dumbass moron.” Who’s number one? Why, Amalah, of course. (Hey, she started it) So I thought I’d try my Google skillz and see if I could get to number 2 FIRST for “amalah stupid dumbass moron”, even though I doubt I’m even in […]

Saddam requests Jackson jury

The Borowitz Report .com: “The Iraqi dictator made the extraordinary request in a special hearing today, telling the judge in his case, “There is no jury in the world better qualified to hear my case than those twelve people who just let Michael Jackson walk.” In addition to requesting the Jackson jury, Saddam also requested […]