*Improvised Exorcist Device Feed hungry child spaghetti don’t forget the “more, please!” take child to soccer practice after practice, let child quench her thirst with bottled sports drink of questionable vintage (and ripeness) shake well Enjoy! while hilarity ensues Admire your handiwork, and drive with the windows down for the next two days.
Apparently, casual sex can only take you so far in life. ARLINGTON, VA—An alarming new study published in the International Journal of Sexual Health reveals that casual sex, the practice of engaging in frequent, spontaneous sexual encounters with new and exciting partners, may only provide unimaginable pleasure and heart-pounding exhilaration for, at most, 25 to […]
I’ve started three or four times to write a post today, but couldn’t come up with anything. I mean, nothing worth actually hitting “publish.” I could rant (oh, my, could I rant) about a hundred different things in the news. But lets not go there, shall we? I could tell you how cute the kids […]