We’ve been waiting for this day, for a long time. Years. My youngest – and final – child has finally figured out how to poop in the potty. (pardon the scientific jargon. I mean “take a dump.”) This is a Good Thing, right? But wait. Now she does it ever five minutes. I swear this […]
to my daughter’s future significant other: For thirty five minutes, she sat on the toilet, insisting I stay in the bathroom with her. She talked non-stop. I couldn’t get a word in edgewise, other than the occasional “oh?” or “I see.” I didn’t understand one damn thing she said. But she enjoyed saying it. She […]
I’m about to start my second pot of coffee. Not because of me, no, I’m still on my second cup. The boys have decided coffee with milk is awesome. I was awakened this morning by one child singing in the shower and another (the youngest) saying “Daddy, come here, I got to show you something!” […]