Consider this fair warning

December 17, 2006 in Kids by Ben | 5 comments

to my daughter’s future significant other:

For thirty five minutes, she sat on the toilet, insisting I stay in the bathroom with her.

She talked non-stop.

I couldn’t get a word in edgewise, other than the occasional “oh?” or “I see.”

I didn’t understand one damn thing she said. But she enjoyed saying it.

She never pooped.

Just wanting you to know the capabilities of my little girl.

5 comments

  1. Erin-erin-bo-berin’s avatar

    Erin-erin-bo-berin on December 17, 2006 at 5:03 pm

    I’d like to tell you that she will grow out of it, but I think we BOTH know the truth: She won’t.
    ;)

  2. Katie’s avatar

    Katie on December 18, 2006 at 10:55 am

    Girls… And see I have twins so when one stops, the other one picks up the slack. I worry about my ears bleeding.

  3. udge’s avatar

    udge on December 18, 2006 at 2:36 pm

    Yep, the kid’s definitely a female. (ducks and runs away)

  4. Liz’s avatar

    Liz on December 18, 2006 at 4:03 pm

    **snicker**

    What Katie said…’cept I’ve got three at various ages…so, also with the earbleeding…but, at many different levels…UGH!

  5. InterstellarLass’s avatar

    InterstellarLass on December 19, 2006 at 1:46 pm

    Man, Elle can burp and fart like a pro. You wouldn’t believe what comes out of my sweet baby girl!

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