to my daughter’s future significant other:
For thirty five minutes, she sat on the toilet, insisting I stay in the bathroom with her.
She talked non-stop.
I couldn’t get a word in edgewise, other than the occasional “oh?” or “I see.”
I didn’t understand one damn thing she said. But she enjoyed saying it.
She never pooped.
Just wanting you to know the capabilities of my little girl.
I’d like to tell you that she will grow out of it, but I think we BOTH know the truth: She won’t.
😉
Girls… And see I have twins so when one stops, the other one picks up the slack. I worry about my ears bleeding.
Yep, the kid’s definitely a female. (ducks and runs away)
**snicker**
What Katie said…’cept I’ve got three at various ages…so, also with the earbleeding…but, at many different levels…UGH!
Man, Elle can burp and fart like a pro. You wouldn’t believe what comes out of my sweet baby girl!