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to my daughter’s future significant other:
For thirty five minutes, she sat on the toilet, insisting I stay in the bathroom with her.
She talked non-stop.
I couldn’t get a word in edgewise, other than the occasional “oh?” or “I see.”
I didn’t understand one damn thing she said. But she enjoyed saying it.
She never pooped.
Just wanting you to know the capabilities of my little girl.
5 comments
December 17, 2006 at 5:03 pm
Erin-erin-bo-berin
I’d like to tell you that she will grow out of it, but I think we BOTH know the truth: She won’t.
;)
December 18, 2006 at 10:55 am
Katie
Girls… And see I have twins so when one stops, the other one picks up the slack. I worry about my ears bleeding.
December 18, 2006 at 2:36 pm
udge
Yep, the kid’s definitely a female. (ducks and runs away)
December 18, 2006 at 4:03 pm
Liz
**snicker**
What Katie said…’cept I’ve got three at various ages…so, also with the earbleeding…but, at many different levels…UGH!
December 19, 2006 at 1:46 pm
InterstellarLass
Man, Elle can burp and fart like a pro. You wouldn’t believe what comes out of my sweet baby girl!