poop

You know how your child can do something that is very, very cute; but then they can go and do the exact same thing in the wrong place?

Confused? Here’s an example:

My baby (learning to talk, among other things) will sometimes out of the blue point at her butt and say “poop.” Usually no poop there, but she’s just trying to sort things out.

She did that today. While we were at the swimming pool. In front of a lifeguard. Remember that scene from Caddyshack?

Hi all.

Sorry I haven’t had anything to say.

I’m either
a) sick
b) dead
c) busy at work
d) all of the above.

It changes minute to minute.

Back later…

Um, what kind of year do you think it will be when the first thing you remember (at 4 AM) is “Mommy I pooped in my pants!” from the child that was running a 104 fever?

And then you wake up to realize it’s not all a dream (still hot, still pooping), and then the Aggies are stinking so bad that the kids beg you to switch to the Rose Bowl Parade rather than see another turnover?

yeah, that’s what I thought.

Happy new year, y’all. I’ll try and update you on our adventures later. For now, laundry time!

I just got an e-mail from my wife!

She has dog shit on her shoe.

How on earth did we function before we had this technology?

You know it’s bad when the highlight of your morning is that your cat finally, after a week of the alternative, had a solid poop.