Wherein the silly old bear bitches for a minute about the state of gas stations. I remember when I was a young driver, back when mastodons roamed the earth and the Cowboys could still play football, if you ever needed to put air in one of your tires you could just do so while waiting […]
…that I allegedly said the following at the pool yesterday: “If you pull your pants down one more time, you’re gonna have to wear a suit like your sisters.” Not just one-piece. Pink, glittery one-piece. That says “Barbie” in a big heart on the front.
You know how your child can do something that is very, very cute; but then they can go and do the exact same thing in the wrong place? Confused? Here’s an example: My baby (learning to talk, among other things) will sometimes out of the blue point at her butt and say “poop.” Usually no […]