You know how your child can do something that is very, very cute; but then they can go and do the exact same thing in the wrong place?

Confused? Here’s an example:

My baby (learning to talk, among other things) will sometimes out of the blue point at her butt and say “poop.” Usually no poop there, but she’s just trying to sort things out.

She did that today. While we were at the swimming pool. In front of a lifeguard. Remember that scene from Caddyshack?