Time is of the essence when you’re hanging by a thread And the answer to your questions won’t unravel in your head When you’re staring at forever from the edge of life’s abyss No one’s gonna tell you how it all came down to this If you say different your a liar I’m just preachin’ […]
There are a couple new babies at day care, and we were talking at dinner last night to my four year old daughter about them. Parent: So what’s the baby’s name? Child: It’s Ambiguous!** Parent: and is Ambiguous a boy or a girl? Child: A boy. He has a penis. **not their real name, but […]
First of all, I spent some Quality Time with my dentist today, and dayum, my jaw is sore. If I’ve promised anybody a blow job? I’m sorry, that is totally out of the question. Ouch. While I was chained to the chair (as he was warming up the chain saw) I saw video of Ms. […]