Coming to terms (don’t read if you are eating)

Well, it’s always good to know what you’re up against. After reading this article that claims that losing weight will help your sex life (and I admit I’ll take any help I can get at this point), I decided I need to check a few things. I went to calculate my BMI, or “how fat […]

Riding a bike to work

This is a fun article about Oregon, riding bikes, and being more fit: CNN.com – Experts: Bikes help Oregon check obesity – Aug 24, 2005: “It’s not a marathon, nor is it a grueling hike. Yet diet experts say it’s the kind of daily activity that could hold the secret to why Oregon is the […]

hardy har har

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart. Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! “Do I look Fat” responses: “Not to Stevie Wonder.” “Big time! That’s why I’m sleeping with your best friend.” “No […]