A teenager is walking downtown and a girl whispers to him, “Blowjob, five dollars”. He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another girl does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking. The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was “Mom, what’s a blowjob?”. His mom replies “Five dollars, […]
A priest is hearing confession one day when a man walks into the confessional and says, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I’ve been happily married for 56 years. Last night, I went home from a bar with two young women and we made love all night long.” The priest says, “Well, that is […]
Just a few things I’ve learned so far this weekend (and blatantly lifted from here so I don’t actually have to type them): Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad […]