A priest is hearing confession one day when a man walks into the confessional and says, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I’ve been happily married for 56 years. Last night, I went home from a bar with two young women and we made love all night long.”

The priest says, “Well, that is a very serious sin. But first, tell me: How long has it been since your last confession?”

The man replies, “Oh, I’m not Catholic, Father. I’m Jewish.”

The startled priest replies, “Then why are you telling me?!?”

The man says, “I’m 80 years old. I’m telling everyone!”