It’s not just a river in Egypt

I am all better! Really! I’m trying to write with exclamation points, since it makes all my friends seem perky! And, seriously, I am one fucking perky guy! Here’s a joke or two to show you that I’m feeling hunky-dory: “Let me tell ya, you gotta feel bad for John Kerry. Just think he came […]

John Cleese on the election

Dear Franz,Some of you may have noticed that there is a Presidential election in the United States next Tuesday. Those of you living in that great country may still have an open mind as to how you are going to vote. So it may be of interest to know what some of the people are […]

Which way did he go? Huh?

Sorry I haven’t been bringing you my usually endless tirade of silly news stories and pictures from around the web, bad jokes I’ve heard at the office cooler, or insignificant details of my insignificant existance (hey, that would be a good name for a rock band! Along with Urban Lunchmeat) I was at a client’s […]