Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry kept President Bush on the defensive today, telling a Pittsburgh audience that Mr. Bush had allowed the long-dormant volcano Mount St. Helens to erupt on his watch, adding that he would “fix Mount St. Helens once and for all†if elected in November. “When George Bush was elected president, Mount […]
…it’s just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. “President Bush fell off his mountain bike down on his ranch in Texas. A couple weeks ago, John Kerry fell off his bicycle. See, doesn’t this make you miss President Clinton? That guy, he could ride anything without falling off.” —Jay Leno”President Bush […]
“According to USA Today, the Kerry campaign now has $28 million dollars in the bank. After hearing this, Mrs. Kerry said, ‘That is so cute.’” —Conan O’Brien “President Bush still says Iraq has weapons of mass destruction we never found. It sounds like he is back on those drugs he never did.” —Craig Kilborn