hardy har har

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart. Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! “Do I look Fat” responses: “Not to Stevie Wonder.” “Big time! That’s why I’m sleeping with your best friend.” “No […]

We three things

I have been requested to do this by two differentbloggers, under threat of painful death (as opposed to something pleasant) so here it is: The Three Things Meme Three names you go by: Ben Asshole ‘hey, you’ Three screennames you have: oldsillybear island_man270 a secret one which if revealed would jeapordize the location of the […]