Tag: Hilton

Whew, this place needs to lighten up

“Two new polls show Arnold Schwarzenegger is the most popular Governor of California since 1991, when Governor Hasselhoff ran the state. When your competition is Pete Wilson and Gray Davis, is it really that big a deal to be most popular? It’s like being the smartest Hilton sister.” —Jimmy Kimmel “This election is shaping up […]

Jay Leno

Ouch: “Members of Congress now say there are videos and dozens of pictures of that West Virginia Private Lynndie England — you know the girl with the leash. I’m not making this up and I feel bad saying it, but there’s video of her having group sex with American soldiers in front of Iraqi prisoners. […]