Ouch:

“Members of Congress now say there are videos and dozens of pictures of that West Virginia Private Lynndie England — you know the girl with the leash. I’m not making this up and I feel bad saying it, but there’s video of her having group sex with American soldiers in front of Iraqi prisoners. Remember the good old days when the only new video we had to worry about came from Paris Hilton? … Group sex. You know what the sad thing is — this is the biggest coalition they’ve been able to put together in Iraq so far.”