Here’s the kind of blog entry I was talking about. As I said, it’s better for your health that I’ve forgotten most of these. Actually happened yesterday: baby: (makes pukey face, here comes the pedialyte) me: “please go get me a towel” older child who is so helpful: not moving. baby: “bleeechh” me: “Please go […]
There is no way I can compete with the likes of half naked Thursday, so I’m not even going to try. So here’s my lame-o Q&A for today: Q: How many steps is it from your desk to the men’s room? A: 44. A: Ask me why I know this. Q: Do I really want […]
When I was in high school, Pat Benatar had the hit song. We used to sing it, with relish, because we were angst-ridden teenagers that thought for some reason the world owed us something, that we were somehow special in our feeling messed up. We imagined we were hurt somehow. They cry in the dark, […]