Just the other day, I swore off movies for the rest of the summer. I do that, I get into these little snits and make broad proclamations like “Fuck it, I’m not going to see another movie. All summer.” And I say things like this because a) something bad happened or b) I’m trying to […]
We finally have a new movie theater.  It opens today.  16 glorious brand new screens. Guess what movies they have playing?  C’mon, guess? Give up already?  (I admit, I haven’t given any clues, but it’s why I’m bummed) The exact same movies that are playing at our existing theater.  Variety, much? Every. Single. One of them. […]
Make a commercial for phone services where some bimbette says “Call me!” at the end. Gah! 1) I always wind up with Debbie Harry in my head. (not that that’s a bad thing) 2) I wonder if this girl and the “can you hear me now?” guy ever got together, would we start a whirling […]