Just the other day, I swore off movies for the rest of the summer. I do that, I get into these little snits and make broad proclamations like “Fuck it, I’m not going to see another movie. All summer.” And I say things like this because a) something bad happened or b) I’m trying to feel sorry for myself or 3) I’m pretty sure there aren’t any movies coming out that I need to see.
I mean, there isn’t a Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter or Anaconda coming out. So I can safely stay in my little cave and gnaw rocks and pretend movies don’t exist. Right? Right?
Wrong.
I forgot one.
Okay, after this movie, I’m not watching any more movies this summer…
Tags: jack-black, nacho-libre
10 comments
June 28, 2006 at 10:14 pm
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June 12, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Randi
I can wait for the DVD for Nacho Libre, even though I do love Jack Black, however, I’m TOTALLY going to go see Pirates of the Carribean!
June 12, 2006 at 6:42 pm
Cathy
Nacho Libre - no. Pirates II - yes!
June 12, 2006 at 6:55 pm
peek317537
With that outfit he is wearing I don’t even want to know why you want to see that movie……
For the record, it works much better if you don’t actually verbalize those promises you make but know you’ll probably break.
June 12, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Average Jane
What? No “Snakes on a Plane”?
June 12, 2006 at 11:29 pm
Kestrel
Lol, I know that movie looks promising doesn’t it? We just may snub Netflix to go see it!
June 13, 2006 at 8:14 am
Ben
Crap, I totally forgot about “Snakes on a Plane.”
Oh, well, promises are meant to be broken, eh?
June 13, 2006 at 8:35 am
Erin-erin-bo-berin
We snubbed Netlflix to go and see CARS. Pixar just keeps one-upping themselves!
June 14, 2006 at 11:07 am
Katie
Must see Pirates! Johnny Depp… *drools*
June 15, 2006 at 10:52 am
Mir
Yes, Pirates, ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.
I have a real love/hate relationship with Jack Black. I want to hate him and I find myself loving him a little… which then makes me hate myself.