THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative; 2. Preliminary; 3. Proliferation; 4. Cinnamon. THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: 1. Specificity; 2. British Constitution; 3. Passive-aggressive disorder. THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex; 2. Nope, […]
It’s 1:30. AM. I can’t sleep because of a sinus headache – if I lay down it is 10X as bad. So here I sit. Our little dog has decided it is time for her to get up – she’s been barking every 6.4 seconds for the last thirty minutes. And the Cowboys have still […]
Thing kids have taught me: It’s more fun to color outside the lines. If you’re going to draw on the wall, do it behind the couch. Ask why until you understand. Hang on tight. Even if you’ve been fishing for 3 hours and haven’t gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you’re still better […]