1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it. 4. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 5. Dogs like it if you leave a […]
One day a very young polar bear was sitting on an ice drift, watching his father trying to catch fish, when he asked, “Dad, am I a full-blooded polar bear?” His father replied, “Sure son, you’re full blooded.” The young bear asked, “Are you positive that I’m 100% polar bear, Dad?” “Yes, son, I’m sure. […]
Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight? Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice: steak or fish. Rumack: Yes. Yes, I remember. I had lasagna. I must have had the fish. This is not pretty. Hope I didn’t infect anyone at the party last night.