THE WORLD’S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. THE END
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Farther. Further?
I couldn’t decide which spelling, so I went with them both. Of course, this is a (very brief) review of “Closer.” Um, let’s see. Time jumps around in a funny way, Julia Roberts and Queen Amidala have lots of oral sex but not with each other (meaning, they talk about it, is all, the clothes […]
all washed up
I don’t have anything better to say so I’ll tell you about our washing machine. Yeah, those of you with lives? Probably have better things to do. So, now that I’m talking to myself… Saturday morning (as I said) I was doing some house-y stuff and had dishes going and laundry going and kids playing […]