I couldn’t decide which spelling, so I went with them both. Of course, this is a (very brief) review of “Closer.”

Um, let’s see. Time jumps around in a funny way, Julia Roberts and Queen Amidala have lots of oral sex but not with each other (meaning, they talk about it, is all, the clothes pretty much stay on) and you’re kept wondering all the way up till the end how it’s gonna turn out. There’s a reason it’s rated R so put the kids to bed if you don’t want their vocabulary enhanced.

It was very, very good, but I’m such a simpleton I can’t do it justice (click above for the Rolling Stone review)