Cuz I’m feeling naughty, not nice

Zoot is trying to become number 2 on Google for “amalah stupid dumbass moron.” Who’s number one? Why, Amalah, of course. (Hey, she started it) So I thought I’d try my Google skillz and see if I could get to number 2 FIRST for “amalah stupid dumbass moron”, even though I doubt I’m even in […]

Just a little scary

My last 100 search strings: 5 21.74% telling your kids not to have sex 2 8.70% emma watson’s breasts 2 8.70% don’t touch my willie 1 4.35% emma watsons boobs 1 4.35% girls from trinidad&tobago fucking 1 4.35% snow in brownsville 1 4.35% emma watson in underwire 1 4.35% emma watson naked 1 4.35% emma […]

This morning’s tally

I know somebody out there must care (or it wouldn’t keep happening) Overnight hits from Google (search string – # hits): Emma Watsons Breasts – 4 Emma Watsons Boobs – 4 Emma Watsons tits – 1 and just to keep it in perspective, there were these: old woman having sex – 2 sophia myles naked […]