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You can thank Genuine for giving me the heads up on this. As 80% of my blog traffic is still people looking for information about Emma Watson (Hermione) and her boobs, phone number, cell phone number, address, favorite candy, etc, here’s something in the news actually about her boobs, at least the ones on a poster.

There’s a poster, and there’s an Imax poster for Harry Potter’s next movie (Imax sounds really cool, I haven’t been to one in fifteen years, but apparently all the cool movies open there, too).

Anyway, the Imax poster looked like Ms. Watson (who of course is underage and is playing someone even younger) had bigger boobs. Now, of course, the studio was saying that somehow an “unauthorized” poster had been loaded to the Imax site, and they’ve corrected the problem.

Here is a animated Gif (if it works right) showing the two posters together.

Somebody muggled with the file

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Question: How can you tell when they announce the next Harry Potter book?

My top search strings yesterday

  1. emma watson naked 49 20 %
  2. consumption junction 30 12.2 %
  3. emma watson tits 7 2.8 %
  4. going out in a blaze of glory 6 2.4 %
  5. naked emma watson s boobs 4 1.6 %
  6. naked emma watson 3 1.2 %
  7. phone number for emma watson 3 1.2 %
  8. marvin android quotes 3 1.2 %
  9. emma watson breasts 3 1.2 %
  10. safety funnies 3 1.2 %
  11. emma watsons breasts 3 1.2 %
  12. emma watson gone wild 3 1.2 %

And, my traffic doubled overnight.

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Zoot is trying to become number 2 on Google for “amalah stupid dumbass moron.” Who’s number one? Why, Amalah, of course. (Hey, she started it)

So I thought I’d try my Google skillz and see if I could get to number 2 FIRST for “amalah stupid dumbass moron”, even though I doubt I’m even in the running so far.

How will I do this? Asks the two people that still read here. Well, if you still read here, you know that nobody can resist my secret weapon: that for some reason Google thinks I have Emma Watson’s Breasts here, and that is like the number two search string right now in the world (right behind “who is Jessica Simpson having sex with” and ahead of “Saddam Hussein killed my hampster”)

Now, if only I could figure out a way to use “amalah stupid dumbass moron” in a sentence. Hmmm.

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Just a little scary

My last 100 search strings:

5 21.74% telling your kids not to have sex
2 8.70% emma watson’s breasts
2 8.70% don’t touch my willie
1 4.35% emma watsons boobs
1 4.35% girls from trinidad&tobago fucking
1 4.35% snow in brownsville
1 4.35% emma watson in underwire
1 4.35% emma watson naked
1 4.35% emma watson’s boobs
1 4.35% emma watson’s tits
1 4.35% kathy lee gifford pics
1 4.35% pics of julie newmar
1 4.35% related:games.yahoo.com/lt
1 4.35% watsons
1 4.35% what’s emma watson’s phone number
1 4.35% emma watson’s tits photos
1 4.35% old people sex movie
23 100.00%

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