Okay, I was all set to write another one of my “gee, I’m depressed and it’s just not shitty enough unless I share it with the intarwebs” posts, and then I realized that somebody had bumped Emma Watson from the top of my “popular pages” list. I’ll let that sink in for a moment. Got […]
That number? Is the percentage of people who hit my blog looking for Emma Watson. She’s not here. Never has been. Never will be. But you come looking anyway. Oh, and of the others? One person looking for potato jokes, somebody wanting to know how to get their stimulus payment (answer: they’ll send it to […]
I just wanted to wave hi to the hundreds of visitors from the middle east and China that are here every day looking for Emma Watson’s tits. If it weren’t for you, I’d have virtually no visitors at all. It’s probably a disappointment that I don’t actually have any pictures of Emma Watson’s boobs (or […]