Please don’t hate me

I know that this will sound bad to many of you. Downright un-American, I guess. But what is a blog good for if you can’t share your dirty little secrets? Here goes: We have not pre-ordered Harry Potter, nor will we go to the local store at midnite to buy a copy. I don’t even […]

Nonsense

I was googling something and they have these text-targeted-ads and so I clicked on one and wound up here. And now I’m speechless. The very core of my existence is now quivering. They claim things like this: With proper conditioning and technique, it is possible to extend your orgasm durations to between 30 seconds to […]

Going to hell, part II

My son had a fever last night. Not a high fever, but enough to where he didn’t go to school. I’m home with him now. He loves The Swiffer. He has finished the kitchen, the bathroom, the entry hall, and family room. He just asked for a new wipe since it was so dirty. I […]