“I’ve got the low down, dirty…

…livin’ in a small town blues And I’m running out of things to do.” – Ruthie Foster Well, it’s Friday. Couldn’t come soon enough. I’m thinking of getting shit-faced drunk and just staying that way all weekend. How bout y’all?

Marital advice

Found at Madfish Willie’s Cyber Saloon: A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, ‘Honey, I’ll be right back.’ Where are you going, Coochy Coo?’ asked […]

Shiny

No, this isn’t a post about Firefly, although in my head I’m always hearing them say it (especially Kaylee. Yum.) Oh wait, where was I? Oh yeah. Something shiny. (I had to save this post to go to a meeting, brb.) Otay. If you happen to follow the Flylady (no relation to Firefly, an awesome […]