Picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue

Hi, Internets! pause. Okay, let’s try that again: Hi, internets! That’s better. Okay then. I’m sure you’re wondering just what will I blather about today. You know you wanna know, and it probably kept you up half the night. Me too! So here it is: I’m trying to cut back on my caffeine. There, that’s […]

Too good to last

Okay, apparently the jig is up. (is that how the saying goes? Isn’t “gig” just as appropriate?) I’ve been googled not once but three times by someone at the US House of Representatives. Just this morning! Maybe I’ve said something wrong. Perhaps, as we speak, my cell phone (which is, you know, LOST) is being […]

Moon pie update

Here’s an update on our status: 2 bottles of wine 23 beers (I restocked) 1 bottle rum 1 bottle tequila 2 bottles margarita mix three dozen homemade oatmeal cookies 4.79 cases of water 13 12 moon pies 0 pints ben and jerry’s (we had a little scare when the power went out earlier so we […]