Okay, apparently the jig is up. (is that how the saying goes? Isn’t “gig” just as appropriate?)

I’ve been googled not once but three times by someone at the US House of Representatives. Just this morning!

Maybe I’ve said something wrong. Perhaps, as we speak, my cell phone (which is, you know, LOST) is being tapped without a search warrant by somebody at our govt. Or somebody else’s govt (“Hey, you don’t need a warrant anymore! Let’s go!”) Perhaps someone has learned of my sordid love affair with Tivo and they are drafting a constitutional amendment banning our planned nuptials.

I hear Cuba is nice this time of year. So if I don’t post anymore… can y’all send cookies there? Thanks, internets.