Picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue

Hi, Internets! pause. Okay, let’s try that again: Hi, internets! That’s better. Okay then. I’m sure you’re wondering just what will I blather about today. You know you wanna know, and it probably kept you up half the night. Me too! So here it is: I’m trying to cut back on my caffeine. There, that’s […]

Charlie Robison cracks me up

I got a friend he ain’t never had no wife Don’t understand why she’s the joy of my whole life He said explain, and I know it sounds uncouth But it’s a feelin’ in my stomach if you want to know the truth It’s a taste, well I like to call my own It’s a […]

Sorry, y’all.

I’m ok. What I really wanted to post was more like “holy crap I can’t fucking take it anymore” but I thought that was being overly dramatic. Just to summarize our holiday: Sick child who seems okay during the day but at night transmogrifies into the pitiful creature from the ninth level of hades that […]