From my sister, but also seen on the internets

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” “Where are you going, coochy cooh?” asked the wife. “I’m going to […]

Words to live by

If you’ll be my dixie chicken, I’ll be your Tennessee lamb, And we can walk together down in dixieland Down in dixieland Yes, I opened my mystery gift, and I’m pretty sure I know who sent it. Thank you, again, you know who you are… And, speaking of words, I’ve taken the first step toward […]