Redneck movie quotes

“Luke, I am your father… and your uncle… and your first and second cousin, your nephew…” “Houston, we have a ‘possum.” “What does it feel like? Kind of like sticking your fingers in warm chicken fried steak with gravy.” “You had me at ‘Sooooey!’” “We’ll always have Wal-Mart.” “You’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you, […]

Feats don’t fail me now

One of my favorite bands is Little Feat. Strangely, I’ve always counted on the radio to hear their music. I’ve got to change that and buy some of it. I been warped by the rain, driven by the snow I’m drunk and dirty don’t ya know, and I’m still, oh I’m still Out on the […]

Kids, hands off the mermaid!

We went to the beach Saturday, and tried to make a sand castle to rival those of Phillip’s. The kids kept groping the artwork, however. Update: Yes, we did go to the beach on Saturday, sorta a daytrip, only not really since we spent less than four hours actually on the beach and almost six […]