- “Luke, I am your father… and your uncle… and your first and second cousin, your nephew…”
- “Houston, we have a ‘possum.”
- “What does it feel like? Kind of like sticking your fingers in warm chicken fried steak with gravy.”
- “You had me at ‘Sooooey!’”
- “We’ll always have Wal-Mart.”
- “You’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you, Uncle Ed?”
- “I… see… Black people.”
- “Are you CRYING? There’s no crying in NASCAR!”
- “Of all the trailer parks in Pine Cone County, she had to pull her ‘68 Rambler into mine.”
- “I feel the need… the need for sheep.”
- “Use the horse, Luke!”
- “I ate his ribs… with some pinto beans and a shot o’ Jack Daniel’s.”
- “Hokey opera and ancient museums are no match for a good tractor pull, kid.”
- “I know what you’re thinking… did he fire six shots or only five? Well, hell if I know! You KNOW I cain’t count no higher’n three since the chainsaw accident!”
- “My daddy always said, ‘Life is like a ten-dollar hooker — you never know what you’re gonna’ get.’”
- “You want a tooth?! You can’t HANDLE a tooth!!”
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