I’ve tried to let it go, but I can’t. Why the hell didn’t somebody tell the President that Washington was under attack the other day? I got chewed out once for not telling the wait staff of the restaurant where I was working that we were out of clam chowder. Imagine the Secret Service guys: […]
I am all better! Really! I’m trying to write with exclamation points, since it makes all my friends seem perky! And, seriously, I am one fucking perky guy! Here’s a joke or two to show you that I’m feeling hunky-dory: “Let me tell ya, you gotta feel bad for John Kerry. Just think he came […]
Pop star Jessica Simpson has been cast as Daisy Duke in the big-screen remake of ‘The Dukes of Hazzard,’ a project that essentially marks her feature film debut. Who’s gonna play Boss Hawg? If they start shooting after November 3, maybe Cheney will have some free time. Update: Drat, they’ve already cast the Duke cousins, […]