I’ve tried to let it go, but I can’t.

Why the hell didn’t somebody tell the President that Washington was under attack the other day?

I got chewed out once for not telling the wait staff of the restaurant where I was working that we were out of clam chowder. Imagine the Secret Service guys:

“Mr President? Did you have a nice bike ride?”

“Well, yes I did. Lovely day.”

“That’s nice, sir. Mr. President? A half hour ago they evacuated the White House. And your mom and your wife. And Cheney. And, well, all of Congress.”

“Ummm…”

“But don’t worry, it’s okay now.”

???

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Also, after our “national outcry” about the Runaway Bride not apologizing, and needing to be charged for filing a false report, etc. etc. (Nancy Grace probably still has her panties in a wad over that one) — does anybody know how much it costs to scramble a couple of F-16’s for an hour or so? Plus a blackhawk or two? And poor Nancy Pelosi – did she ever get her shoes back?Who’s paying for all this?