The other day, I was kissing my wife goodbye as I left for work. (and no, we are hardly Ward and June Cleaver, but we do still leave for work most days) My seven year old was offended, so we were greeted to this commentary: “EEwwwww!” “Grossss!” “Oh my god, you’re licking her tongue?” We […]
My son – and I’m not making this up – actually rewinds and plays commercials on Tivo. of course, these ar commercials for sugary breakfast cereals, elementary school weaponry, and movies, but whatever. I’ve seen him pause commercials so he can take a bathroom break. This is the future of America, y’all. Anyway, there are […]
I wasn’t going to write anything, but after seeing it all over the web, I didn’t want to seem cold and inconsiderate, even though I probably am. Kurt Vonnegut has passed away. He was only 84. One of the greatest American writers, I think. I read Catch-22 when I was in middle school and it […]