can you hear me now?
Cell phone rings, it’s my wife’s cell. me: “Hello?” very young person: “Hi daddy, when are you coming home from work?” me: “At 5:00. Does mom know you have her cell phone?” very young person: “Bye.” (click)
Tag: bye
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
This will always be the first Charlton Heston movie I can recall seeing, because we weren’t into gladiator movies at the casa and I liked sci-fi and apes. I was three when it came out, so the first time I saw it was on TV some years later (most of you, go ask your parents […]
Fork it.
I think y’all have become as sick of my shit as I have, so I’m done.