Cell phone rings, it’s my wife’s cell.
me: “Hello?”
very young person: “Hi daddy, when are you coming home from work?”
me: “At 5:00. Does mom know you have her cell phone?”
very young person: “Bye.” (click)
Like everything else around here, it's fucked.
Paz Vega is my secret celebrity girlfriend.
Emma Watson doesn't live here anymore.
Cost of the War in Iraq
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Mostly harmless.
