That number? Is the percentage of people who hit my blog looking for Emma Watson. She’s not here. Never has been. Never will be. But you come looking anyway. Oh, and of the others? One person looking for potato jokes, somebody wanting to know how to get their stimulus payment (answer: they’ll send it to […]
This morning, during my run, (and I’m not making this up), I saw Barbie. She was tall, skinny, had long blonde hair (in a ponytail), tan, big boobs, pearly white teeth and a huge smile when she said “good morning” as she ran past. Meanwhile, on her blog: During my run this morning – and […]
I just wanted to wave hi to the hundreds of visitors from the middle east and China that are here every day looking for Emma Watson’s tits. If it weren’t for you, I’d have virtually no visitors at all. It’s probably a disappointment that I don’t actually have any pictures of Emma Watson’s boobs (or […]