THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative; 2. Preliminary; 3. Proliferation; 4. Cinnamon. THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: 1. Specificity; 2. British Constitution; 3. Passive-aggressive disorder. THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex; 2. Nope, […]
Pay attention, there may be a quiz: In my county, you can buy liquor, beer, and wine. You can’t do that in all counties in Texas. You must buy liquor from a licensed liquor store. The state sets the hours for liquor stores. They close at 9:00. You can buy beer and wine at liquor […]
In the interest of family harmony, I took everyone out to eat last night (to the Black Eyed Pea, who showed us just how slow “family style” service really is). Then we stopped by the grocery store for essentials, such as milk, apples, and beer. Oh and Ben and Jerry have a new Peanut Butter […]