I’m anything but not helpful

Okay, you’re scrambling at the last minute – you’ve got your supplies (alcohol, crack, whatever keeps you going) – but you can’t remember where you found the rules for the State of the Union Drinking Game. Well, they’re right here. example: Chug your beer or down your wine or do two shots when: Audible boos […]

What weekend? Wednesday Weekend Update

Okay. No work or school today. Roads don’t look that bad, but word from the city is that all the bridges have ice, stay home. Nowhere to go, really, except I’d like to see Children of Men. Not sure my wife will let me escape the cabin-fevered children for a couple hours or not. I […]

Weekend Update, Part III

Yes, we’re into Day Three of what might be a Four Day Weekend. Ice Storm Cometh. I’m on my last beer, but luckily I have wine as backup. And if things get really ugly, I’ll break into the Maker’s Mark. We also have other essentials, like a jumbo jug of Poppycock (“My, what a big […]