Washing Machine Drama 2007, relayed in a series of vignettes: Me: “Oh shit, the washer won’t drain.” Beautiful wife: “Perhaps something is stuck in the drain, like a sock.” Me: “No, it has to be something more Manly than that.” Me being manly: Fuck with machine. Research on internet. Fuck with machine. Research on internet. […]
Hello again, interwebs! Yes, it’s been a weekend full of exciting activities here at Casa de Bear.  Let’s review, shall we?
Here’s one way: Have a child who is morbidly curious have child bring home library book called “Venomous Creatures” Read and discuss Pay particular attention to the comparison of neurotoxins to hemotoxins Say “Black Mamba” repeatedly, cuz it sounds mean. Okay, venomous. Two drops of venom can kill. Did I mention discuss? That’s a big […]