Tag: asshat

Dear Congress:

If you’re done harassing has-been baseball players and their trainers, perhaps you’d like to explain (and use little words, please) just what the fuck is going on with Wall Street and why we feel it necessary that the US Taxpayers should bail the rich asshats out? Thanks.

On the other hand

I am so fucking sick of hearing about Roger Clemens. Who, really, gives a shit anymore? There are two options: he did or he didn’t. Option 1: he didn’t. But his trainer says he did. Option 2: he did. But his trainer also says he did. Either way, I don’t give a flying fuck anymore. […]