My landlady treats me like I don’t pay my rent Gave my car to my mechanic, I ain’t seen it since My phone is always ringing, when I want to be alone They try and sell me everything from Heaven to cologne Everybody’s got an offer I can’t refuse It’s a circus out here mama, […]
Overheard last night: “Mom, boys have a peanuts… And girls just have a little hole.” “uh-huh.” “Mommy, I have a penis!” “Yes, yes you do. And I’ve known that the whole time. Now, into the bath..”
Apparently you are supposed to post something and then sit back and wait for witty comments (or, in my case, the sound of crickets chirping) Er, okay. Let’s see. Here’s my day so far: Get up while it’s raining outside. Take the baby to the sitter’s while it’s raining outside. Go to client’s place, in […]