So the other night we’re eating dinner and my son is looking in the refrigerator. He asks: “What does Dan mean?” “Well, that’s a name. Short for Daniel.” He isn’t satisfied, and asks again. “Do you mean Danimals? We have some Danimals yogurt in the fridge.” “No, that’s not what I mean.” A minute or […]
“Luke, I am your father… and your uncle… and your first and second cousin, your nephew…” “Houston, we have a ‘possum.” “What does it feel like? Kind of like sticking your fingers in warm chicken fried steak with gravy.” “You had me at ‘Sooooey!’” “We’ll always have Wal-Mart.” “You’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you, […]
You do not destroy an idea by killing people; you replace it with a better one. -Edward Keating Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing. -Bart Simpson saying grace Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and […]