When size matters

We’re putting away stuff after a recent shopping excursion. I swear, I am not making this up: Child: “What’s this?” (picks up something) Me: “That’s a new belt, for me.” Child: “Whoa! Look how long is it!” Me: “Um, thanks, would you put it in my room?” Child: (holding up his arms as far as […]

randomitis

Well, here’s a brain dump for ya. I apologize in advance. When car or truck people call their thing the “best selling,” they should be required to say if they are including fleet sales. Just cuz some phone company is stupid enough to buy 1,000 of pieces of shit, doesn’t make it a good car. […]

muttering

I say, and you think… Situation :: out of control Theme song :: M*A*S*H Kelly :: Lapowski Club :: Med Swerve :: does what theirs does and costs less Couch :: potatoe Bigfoot :: Harry Arbitrary :: me Inventor :: Thomas Edison Blazer :: Bronco