what dreams may come

So, I’m having this wonderfully delicious dream, which involved a hotel room, a shower, and wicked hot oral sex… then I wake up, and see that my wife has gone to the store. To buy Harry Potter. And? tampons.

Wizard Widower

In case you’ve been out of the planet, you know that the final book in the Potter saga is to be released at midnite tonite. My wife will probably be at the store at midnite to pick up a copy, if not, certainly she’ll be there by dawn tomorrow. Then, naturally, she’ll want to read […]

Now, how did THIS happen?

Okay – The movie has been watched. All three kids are in bed. The dog is making obscene noises on the couch as she engages in loud self-hygiene. And I? Am locked out of my bedroom. yes, you read that right. Not because of anything I’ve done. My wife is recording voice clips for a […]