We’re putting away stuff after a recent shopping excursion. I swear, I am not making this up:
Child: “What’s this?” (picks up something)
Me: “That’s a new belt, for me.”
Child: “Whoa! Look how long is it!”
Me: “Um, thanks, would you put it in my room?”
Child: (holding up his arms as far as he can): “Jesus Christ, it’s so loooong!”
Me: “My room, m’kay?”
Child (can be heard receding in the distance): “I’ve never seen anything this long. It’s as tall as me! Wow…”
And this is when grounding comes into play…
LOL I read the title and LOST it! 😆
Could be worse he could be like Noah who just comes right out and asks “Mommy why are you so FAT?”
God I love your blog! This is too funny!
Oh no! Funny, but I know you’ve lost weight, and that belt is SHORTER than the old ones.